Being jokes
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."