Being jokes

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

It would be fun, they said...

It was unsinkable, they said...

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?

Just walk away.

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted!

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”

Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?