I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Behavior Jokes
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
