Bee jokes
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.