Bee jokes
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Memes
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."