Mt. Everest jokes
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.