Mt. Everest jokes

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

THE END

Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.

Why do mountains never rest?

Because it’s ever-est.

Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?

Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.