Bee jokes
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
My favorite one 🤣
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Whoa autistic bee
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Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more
do i post the bee movie scrip?