Bee jokes
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.