Bee Jokes

1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

What type of bee cant make up his mind?

A maybe.

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Why will the orphan never say honey I'm home

No one wants him not even the bees

What type of bee cant fly...

Answer: Kobeee

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have ***, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

Q: What kinda bees give milk? A: Boobees

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: because he had hives

What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees

What bee can't fly?

Koby

Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?

Bee-thoven

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

+What did bee who interested in philosophy said ? -to bee or not to bee

Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer