What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees
What bee can't fly?
Koby
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
