Bee jokes
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.