Bee jokes
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Memes
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.