Bee jokes
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
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What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.