Bee jokes
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
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How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh, for God's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.