A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Very funny battery joke.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when itβs below 10%.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
My bum hurts
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. π It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but Iβm going to be at the car π when Iβm at my car. π What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
I got jealous when my phone died
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
I see what you did there.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
