What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
I got jealous when my phone died
I CCA what you did there
So Duracell batteries do run out .
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
How did Steven Hawkings die? His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery x
Guess Stephens batteries died
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car 🚘 I love 💕 you’re the night
My name
If I was an object in this world I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety
Help me....
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
yo mama so dum she stuck a battery up her butt and said I have the power.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
my foot itches
Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...
Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s