A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Very
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
My bum hurts
I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
I got jealous when my phone died
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
I CCA what you did there
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...
Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
How did Steven Hawkings die? His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery x
