Battery jokes
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
you.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.