What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Everyone is saying about head and shoulders and that he never had a shower his batteries would have got wet
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
what's the differs between my sister and my phone . I give a dam if my phone dies
you
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
Sometimes my Battery life has the same recognition as me :(
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
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if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
I get jealous when my phone dies
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Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
