Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
Batteries batteries who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down
I get jealous when my phone dies
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
Very
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
My bum hurts
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did
Why did Stephen hawking die? His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
