Saver jokes

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.