A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat his batting
2. Mother called,
To go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
why cant orphans play baseball
they don't know where the home is
also what do you call an orphan taking a selfie
a family photo
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
how are a orphan and baseball different from each other
a baseball game there is a home run
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
Why do orphans have no parents Because it was bat man
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
