Dunk jokes
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A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
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