Fat

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

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Puns

Anonymous

Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!

Ball

Anonymous

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!!!

Bus

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

Sadness

Wyatt the best

A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died… later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”

Face

Sans

Wanna hear a joke? Your face. GET DUNKED ONNNNNN