Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
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a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
Wanna hear a joke? Your face. GET DUNKED ONNNNNN
