Base jokes

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

Why can't an orphan play kickball?

Because they can't hit home.

Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?

Because they ate the bases.

Why do orphans play baseball?

Because they have to run back to home base.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home base.

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

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Why can't orphans play softball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

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The Cheerio Joke

Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.

So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.

The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."

Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?

Answer: They couldn't find home base.