Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
why did the orphan play baseball? to find home base
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
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Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base
What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.
Coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why are orphans bad at base ball? Because they have no home to run to
Why dont orphans play base ball cause they don't know where home is
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
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why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Because they don’t have a home base
