I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
why did the orphan play baseball? to find home base
YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Why dont orphans play base ball cause they don't know where home is
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
