Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
