When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
why did the orphan play baseball? to find home base
YO MAMA SOO STUPID!!, she though base balls at bat man
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base
Why dont orphans play base ball cause they don't know where home is
Why are orphans bad at base ball? Because they have no home to run to
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.
why are Chinese people bad at base ball.
.because they ate the bad
why do orphans place baseball,
Because they have to run back to home base
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Because they don’t have a home base
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
Doctor Doctor I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon? Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
