So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ฬSorry, we don't serve food here."
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I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you donโt walk into bars. Bars walk into you
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Whatโs the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
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What do call a male prostitute in a bar... Handy Andy
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
A child, molester and priest walk into a bar He orders a drink
