An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Bars Jokes
So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
