Espresso jokes

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

What do you call depressed coffee?

Despresso ;)

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

Curry.

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?

Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.