Latte jokes

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.

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In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

Beans

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

Dmitri! Where's my vodka?