Latte jokes
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
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I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
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Fake it till ya make it broh
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
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My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
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big booty latinas.
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