Barista jokes

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.

I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!