Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.