Banana

Banana Jokes

Factory

Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing with the bent one.

Banana Peel

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Emo

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Nut

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Human

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Ice Cream

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

Banana factory

I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.

Human

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

Boy

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Rhyme

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.