There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
i got banana nut bread for you
oh no the nuts are missing
oh i found them
you know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
what do a banana and shampoo have in common
ur mom
Pov get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate. Shitmate: you’re so shitable . Me: Bring banana ice cream. Shitmate: never happening.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
when you see someone you say? go suck bananas
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
Banana joke
Where does banana learn to split at sundae school
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
