B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Ballz!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Biggest balls?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Big black ball sacks.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
Balls deep.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.