B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I like balls.
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
Balls maker.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
Ligma.
Balls.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!