Balls jokes
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Biggest balls?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Big black ball sacks.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.