B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Ballz!
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
thats you suck dick goof ball
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Biggest balls?
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Big black ball sacks.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."