Balls jokes
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Memes
Biggest balls?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Big black ball sacks.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Balls deep.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!