Balls jokes

Ballz!

What did Cinderella leave at the ball?

Her virginity.

Why did the two balls cross the road?

To get to the penis!

Sorry, too rude?

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find home.

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

Biggest balls?

Big black ball sacks.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?

She keeps on running from the ball.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.