Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Balls Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Big black ball sacks.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What is a pile of balls?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
