B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!