B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Suck my balls!
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Balls maker.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?