Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Balls Jokes
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Suck my balls!
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Balls maker.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
