Balls Jokes

I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.

My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

What hangs low?

Balls.

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

"Igma is my balls."

"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

A ball hit me in the vagina.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

Saying balls go into pussy.