Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Balls Jokes
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.
When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Balls.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
