I stole one's balls
somone stole my balls :(
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
What do u call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer
Rocket league! (Ali A Intro) I like men Wanna smash? Suck my balls Im in class as I'm posting this ass joke This joke sucks terribly Honestly just like and leave Add me on discord IceyTrae#2230 Lebron>MJ
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball. Orphan: My Parents
Kid:I got homework Mom:Ok so? Kid:I got a F in my balls
Kids:I need help! Mom:help your balls
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
why do cows have big because they have big balls
My name is myria my right nut
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side Bih
Have u heard off the work called ligma balls
