Ball jokes
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
I like balls.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.