What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
