Ball

Ball jokes

Kidnapping

    • I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

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    • Depression

    • I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

    At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.

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    • Baseball Game

    • When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

    Interview

    • I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

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    • Karaoke

    • Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

    Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

    Crayon

    • My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

    Guy

    • What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

    Rocket League!

    (Ali A Intro)

    I like men.

    Wanna smash?

    Suck my balls.

    I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

    This joke sucks terribly.

    Honestly just like and leave.

    Add me on discord.

    IceyTrae#2230

    Lebron>MJ