Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Ball Jokes
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Poop and balls through the walls!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
