Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
