what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, mam take the bowling ball off of the scale
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
little jonny fucked his mum
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
he slips he fall he dislocat's hes balls
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
Jonny went to disney and they had sour balls, he asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
why dont we keep the balls rolling
Roses are red violets are blue I have no balls neither will you 🔪🔪
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
do you like imagine dragons imagine draggin my balls on ur face
what comes after 69?
mouthwash
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
