Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
My mom loves balls. But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
i kicked my leg into my dads balls in 1999
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
were are my balls down in your mom
elmo in 2022 is called (tickle my balls elmo)
Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
poop and balls through the walls
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Do you know Biden. Biden on these nuts
my balls
Hehe
Why is Putin and Zelensky neighbors? Apparently a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
