Ball jokes
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What time is it?
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
A girl has small balls.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!