Ball jokes
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Deez
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Eshay.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
penis balls cum <3
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Vagina?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!