Ball jokes
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
A girl has small balls.
This is so bad
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What time is it?
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!