Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Ball Jokes
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
A girl has small balls.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What time is it?
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
I sucked a dick.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
