Ball jokes
Vagina?
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.