Ball jokes
Vagina?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Memes
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.