Ball jokes
Balls in your jaws.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
You don't have any balls.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Balls maker.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.