Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
