My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
penis balls cum <3
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
