Bald jokes

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

I'm bald.

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

What do you call a bald Mexican?

A huevo.

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"