New Bad Jokes - Page 14 - Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a bad player? A noob.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

ur mom.

oops my bad 😬

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Why do Asians abandon their children?

They're bad at math.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”