Bad jokes
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!