You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Bad Jokes
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
