Why did Helen Keller fail school she was bad at language
Why are Americans so bad a Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two Towers.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad..... IM GOUING TO LAUGH
morbius is bad movie (jokey)
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron's hairline look normal.
Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
what do you call a bad player a noob
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
-Dark_Humor
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
