Back jokes
D.K. is back, baby!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
No one has my back like my dad.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.