Back jokes
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.