Back jokes

#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

No one has my back like my dad.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.