Back jokes

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Back bent.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.

Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).