Back jokes
I’m back, bitches!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
No one has my back like my dad.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Memes
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
D.K. is back, baby!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."