Back jokes

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."