Back jokes
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
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Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Back bent.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.