Back jokes

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Back bent.