Back jokes
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Back bent.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.