Back jokes

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.