Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.