Back jokes
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Memes
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!