Back jokes

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.