Back jokes

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

I’m back, bitches!

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.