Back jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Back bent.

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

I’m back, bitches!

D.K. is back, baby!

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....