Back jokes

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.

Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.

Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.

My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.