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Wish

    • Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

    The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

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    • Wheelchair

    • My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

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    Key

    • A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

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    • Girl

    • A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

    Dad

    • My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

    I told him my dad never came back with it.

    Cake

    • At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

    “Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

    Midget

    • I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

    "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

    "Bugger off!" he shouted back.

    "What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

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    • Sister

    • My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"