Back jokes

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:

Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?

Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.

Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.