Back jokes

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?