Back jokes
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.