Back jokes

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.