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Swing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Memes

Hairline

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Father

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

Dad

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Gun store

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

News

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

Paint

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Grenade

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.