Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
