Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Memes
Parents during breaks and weekends
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.