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Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?