Back jokes
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?