Back jokes
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
We’ll be back.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!