Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!