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Chrome

  • Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

    Orphan

  • Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

    The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

    Orphan

  • Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

    One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

    Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

    Swing

  • Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

    Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

    Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

    Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

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