Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos
Daddy never came back with the milk
We’ll be back
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone ? His wheelchair always backs him up.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes? Only when they file jointly.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yestreday, look who came crawling back!