Back jokes

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Throw a plate.

It’s broken, right?

Say “sorry” to it.

Did it fix back?

No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Getting them back in the wheelchair.

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?