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Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, β€œMommy, can little girls have babies?”

β€œNo,” said his mom, β€œOf course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, β€œIt’s okay! We can play that game!”

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.