Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.