Back jokes

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?