Back Jokes

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”