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My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.

Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.

The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

(Kizaru's back.)

You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?

Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back

One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage

why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room