Back jokes

Throw a plate.

It’s broken, right?

Say “sorry” to it.

Did it fix back?

No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

Me: Hey, I’m your mom.

Orphan: Yay, you came back!

Me: Sike!

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!