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Milk

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Teacher

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Orphan

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Memes

Orphan

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Royal

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Pig

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Chrome

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Hairline

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.