Back jokes

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.

But I can break yours today, hopefully.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.