Back jokes
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.