Back jokes
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.