Back jokes
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.