Back jokes

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that?

One's alive at the bottom.

What's even worse than THAT?

It eats it's way out.

Wait it gets worse...

It goes back for seconds.

Just one more I swear...

It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Why do Orphans like school?

Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.