Back jokes
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!