You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
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