Aviation jokes

You might think these jokes are plane.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.