Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
