Aviation jokes

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Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

My dad died in 9/11.

But he was the pilot.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.