Aviation jokes

Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.

Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

You might think these jokes are plane.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.