Aviation jokes

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

You might think these jokes are plane.

How do you call a black pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."