Aviation jokes
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.