Aviation jokes
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!