There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
787 bowing.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
