Aviation jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.