Aviation jokes
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.