BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
i once got in trouble in the library for putting the womens right book in the fantasy section
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Helen Keller.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
