The Earth quakes and the sky rumbles, As the inevitable draws near. They try to hide from his overwhelming glory, But it is too late. The legend is upon us. The 𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 is approaching.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.