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For Da Boys
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Look away if you can
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When itβs intersected by a plane.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Women β
