Orphan jokes
Emo jokes
Priest jokes
Depression jokes
Ball jokes
What's faster than a black kid running down the street with your TV?
His brother with your Xbox.
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯
The Earth quakes and the sky rumbles,
As the inevitable draws near.
They try to hide from his immense glory,
But it is too late.
The legend is upon us.
The 𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 is approaching.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
TEQUILA!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.