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The Earth quakes and the sky rumbles, As the inevitable draws near. They try to hide from his overwhelming glory, But it is too late. The legend is upon us. The π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― is approaching.

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Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together. Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house. Police: … Child: 😊 Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

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Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to β€œfuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.